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Brainstorm 
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(4/22/00 4:01:32 am)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
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Fenrir 
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(4/22/00 4:53:22 am)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
That's hilarious!

-Fenrir

Imagine! Thinking you could defeat ME!! This is rich! Mwa, ha, ha! Now, my little Magicite pretties...... come, and help me build the magical empire of "Kefka"!

Skywarp
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(4/22/00 12:24:49 pm)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
I thought so, Fenrir, glad you enjoyed it.

This has been an official service of CHOP Watch 2000. CHOP Watch 2000, keeping the world safe from CHOP.

You know guys, I think this may well warant a place in the Allspark Archives when/if CHOP ever disappears. This stuff is too funny to learn.

Skywarp

Human Microbe 
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(4/22/00 1:55:15 pm)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
:lol

To bad no-one posted that whole "Don't ask what my gender is" thread here. If nobody does it then I'll do it. That's a classic in the making, and it'd be a shame to lose it. :evil

"Human GERM! Weak ... pathetic ... FLESH CREATURE!!!"




"Not so small now, AM I DeceptiSCUM!?!"

Skywarp
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(4/22/00 3:57:57 pm)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Three more CHOP annals:

Topic: Blackarachnia and Silverbolt...
Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:11 PM
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There was a line in a very early draft of Episode 8 in which Rattrap tells Blackarachnia and Silverbolt that, now that the war with Megatron is over and they are returning to a peaceful Cybertron, they can finally settle down and have a couple of small appliances! (The line got cut for time, as do so many lines and scenes!)
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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:13 PM
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CHOP, you IDIOT, this is a SPOILER! Delete it NOW!!!
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:14 PM
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No, it's not. It's from Season 1.
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TeleCHAN-1
General posted 04-22-2000 04:17 PM
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Silverbolt is NOT in season 1.
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GodHammer
General posted 04-22-2000 04:17 PM
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Ummm, yeah it is. SFC is right.
*shakes head*

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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:17 PM
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??? How the hell is it from Season 1 when Silverbolt isn't even IN Season 1?
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Transmutate
General posted 04-22-2000 04:18 PM
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You idiot! Silverbolt wasn't even in Season1!
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:18 PM
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We found out Jetstorm was Silverbolt in Season 1.
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:19 PM
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Episode 8 was part of Season 1.
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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:22 PM
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>>>There was a line in a very early draft of Episode 8<<<

1) If you mean Episode 8 of Season 1, by that time we thought THRUST was Silverbolt.

>>>in which Rattrap tells Blackarachnia and Silverbolt that, now that the war with Megatron is over and they are returning to a peaceful Cybertron, they can finally settle down and have a couple of small appliances!<<<

2) At no point did the war "end" in Season 1.

3) Rattrap made that statement to Black Arachnia AND Silverbolt. At no point did he even SPEAK to Silverbolt!
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:22 PM
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I got it directly out of Bob Skir's latest FAQ. Go bash him.
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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:24 PM
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Another point. Why are you even posting this? Is there a point?
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:25 PM
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Same reason everyone else posts stuff. To arouse discussion.
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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:25 PM
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His FAQ about SEASON 2!!! Didn't you NOTICE that they were talking about Season 2?

Now DELETE THIS before someone who DOESN'T want to read a spoiler reads it!

And if you want to arrouse discussion about Season 2 then do it in the SPOILER SECTION!!!
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:26 PM
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Specifically, TF reproduction. Read Bob Skir's latest FAQ.

Regardless, I am referring to Episode 8. And Bob Skir's FAQ isn't only about Season 2.

Now, for those keeping score, CHOP is referring to the most recent FAQ, which deals exclusively with Season 2 questions and reads as follows:

"Black Arachnia and Silverbolt... there was a line in a very early draft of Episode 8 in which Rattrap tells them that, now that the war with Megatron is over and they are returning to a peaceful Cybertron, they can finally settle down and have a couple of small appliances! (The line got cut for time, as do so many lines and scenes!)

Do Transformers mate and procreate and reproduce? I'd have to say yes, but not in any form that we organic creatures do. It's all about software upgrades and new hardware, and not nearly so much fun as we humans enjoy!"

Skir is most certainly referring to a Season 2 episode (probably 18) , if for no other reason than that Silverbolt wasn't IN Season 1, but leave it to CHOP to miss the obvious.

Here's yet another wonderful CHOP thread:

Topic: How do you file a formal complaint for the moderators?
Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 03:50 PM
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Do you e-mail the moderators and tell them who you want deleted? Do you need to present them with URLs to threads where they flamed you? What? I have a big, long list of someone's flames I'd like to present to the moderators when I finish categorizing it.
How do you write a formal complaint?

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Straight-Edge
General posted 04-22-2000 03:52 PM
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CHOP. At the bottom of every screen is a link that says Contact Us.
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Aero-bot
General posted 04-22-2000 03:53 PM
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Just wondering why did you chose the name COmnbat hero Optimus prime??
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 03:54 PM
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Yeah, I have their e-mail address (webmaster@bottalk.com), but how do you do it? I bet the people who got Dinobot Grimlock deleted know.
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 03:55 PM
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Do you write a formal letter of complaint or what?
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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:00 PM
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So you want me deleted, CHOP?

Go ahead and try.
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:01 PM
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Not you! The other guy!
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:03 PM
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You know, the same guy who said Bob Skir needed a bullet to the head.
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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:05 PM
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Well, some would argue that that might actually do Bob Skir some good!

But I don't know who you mean.
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:09 PM
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You weren't registered onto this board back when he made that remark.
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Resurrected Skywarp
General posted 04-22-2000 04:12 PM
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No offense intended, CHOP, but I somehow doubt that your word will mean anything to the moderators.
Skywarp

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Super Fire Convoy
General posted 04-22-2000 04:12 PM
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Actually, I was first registered on this board Christmas Day under another name.
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-22-2000 04:17 PM
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Perhaps. But maybe "A pity CHOP didn't attend Columbine..." will change their minds.
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SuperPrimeATron
General posted 04-22-2000 04:49 PM
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E-mail 'em and send 'em a list of what's been going on. Incude examples and exerts from their posts and threads. Trust me, I'm an expert at this.


Whoah! Looks like CHOP and his old rival Deszaras are in for another showdown! Who will triumph? Stay tuned and we'll keep you up to date on the latest CHOP action.

And now for the moment you've all been waiting for: (Warning, contains sexually explicit dialogue!)

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-20-2000 02:01 PM
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...after all, it's private information. So here's the deal: you don't ask about my gender, and I won't ask about your gender.
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Quasar
General posted 04-20-2000 02:04 PM
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Where the hell did *this* come from?!
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-20-2000 02:06 PM
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Lately, people have been asking, and I'm not one who gives out private information to total strangers. So there.
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MadKilla's Ghost
General posted 04-20-2000 02:14 PM
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Hurray CHOP, you actually deleted that post! Good for you. Your on your way to being normal! haha
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-20-2000 02:16 PM
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Hey, when I make promises, I keep them. I promised to delete that thread, and I did.
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Quasar
General posted 04-20-2000 02:54 PM
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I wish I knew what you guys were talking about. As for CHOP, I think it's quite obvious what he is.
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SuperPrimeATron
General posted 04-20-2000 03:28 PM
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CHOP, you were talking about "banging" Cheetor and SB. Either you're gay or you're female. End of story.
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Ruckus
Without Spark posted 04-20-2000 03:38 PM
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nyahahahhaha aaaaaaah CHOP,u nebber cease to crack me up.
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Spark #136
Without Spark posted 04-20-2000 03:40 PM
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CHOP is androgenous. Keep it low, it's a secret.
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MadKilla's Ghost
General posted 04-20-2000 03:48 PM
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its real name is Pat, and it's dating Chris
[This message has been edited by MadKilla's Ghost (edited 20 April 2000).]

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Quasar
General posted 04-20-2000 04:10 PM
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Him, her, what's the difference? Well, I mean, who cares? Leave the guy/girl/whatever alone. Maybe CHOP should just tell us so they quit guessing. (Of course, CHOP would need to stop saying asinine things.
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Vector Sigma
General posted 04-20-2000 04:14 PM
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Well *he* has already stated that *he* is a fugitive of Tiawan because all *males* of a certain age must serve in the army.
Now *she* is saying that *She* thinks that girls like *her* should have a say in certain topics?


Fruit... CAKE

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Austin 3:16
General posted 04-20-2000 06:17 PM
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LOL!
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Spark #136
Without Spark posted 04-20-2000 06:19 PM
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Heh heh...
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Maelstrom
General posted 04-20-2000 07:34 PM
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His penis or her vagina --whatever the case-- is most definitely kibble.

chrombot
General posted 04-20-2000 08:08 PM
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I am male so ha. I told oyu.
I personaly didnt care about your gender till now so thanks for making me curious.

really whats the big deal you only got 4 possibilites you dcould be
mal female both or niether.

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Starslash
General posted 04-20-2000 08:14 PM
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My cross country coach always told the team to split up into 3 groups:
1. male
2. female
3. genderless
Who cares anyway?

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FIRE COMMANDER CONVOY
General posted 04-20-2000 08:15 PM
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Originally posted by chrombot:
or niether.
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Neither? Is this possible? I thought the genetic possibilities were male, female, & hermaphrodite?


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chrombot
General posted 04-21-2000 10:09 PM
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hey I am not here to discriminate against bacteria.
I dont even know what kinda prejudice that is.

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Dinobot618
General posted 04-22-2000 02:18 AM
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a hermafradite is someone who was born with both genders. It's a real, and unfortunetly candition. so please try to keep laughter to a minamum.
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OrdinaryJoe
General posted 04-22-2000 08:32 AM
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And after reading the adolescent, obcenity laden "script" that CHOP posted is their any doubt that he's a very lonely 13 year old boy anyway?

True that, OrdinaryJoe (too bad we can't get him to come over to the Allspark, I love that guy). Well, there you have it folks, there's your daily dose of CHOP.

This has been an official service of CHOP Watch 2000. CHOP Watch 2000, keeping the world safe from CHOP.

Skywarp

Skywarp
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(4/22/00 4:02:46 pm)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Oh, here's some more CHOP fun, in one of SPAT's threads. Just to give you some perspective, here you go:

"I went into a Wal Mart in Atlanta today, and I'm looking around in the toy aisle for new BM's, and all these old women there with their grandkids are giving me funny looks. I just grabbed what I wanted and got the hell outta there. It's embarassing!
Anyone else feel like this?"

Decent enough topic, yes? Now listen to CHOP's perspective:

I deck anyone stupid enough to tell me what to play with (except my parents).

And SPAT's response, which I think sums about all of our thoughts on this matter:

"SuperPrimeATron
General posted 04-22-2000 04:55 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Combat Hero Optimus Prime:
I deck anyone stupid enough to tell me what to play with (except my parents).
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I'm sure you do.....

There ya have it folks, more CHOP-packed action!

Skywarp

Human Microbe 
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(4/22/00 4:37:30 pm)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

"Human GERM! Weak ... pathetic ... FLESH CREATURE!!!"




"Not so small now, AM I DeceptiSCUM!?!"

Human Microbe 
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(4/22/00 9:18:32 pm)
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Almost forgot this one!

A poster at Bottalk by the name of Super Fire Convoy posted a comparison of TM2 Megatron and TM2 Tigerhawk. CHOP, in an effort to show up Super Fire Convoy who had criticized him for that whole "G1 Prowl" fiasco, posted his OWN reviews, which were a LOT beter than Super Fire Convoys! He failed to mention, though, that those reviews were lifted from BEN YEE'S SITE!

Fortunately, Super Fire Convoy and BShrimp immediately caught the deception. CHOP, in what was a pretty good recovery for him, posted a link to Ben Yee's site and gave him credit for the reviews after the fact.

* This has been a public service announcement brought to you by CHOP Watch 2000. CHOP Watch 2000, keeping the world safe from CHOP.

"Human GERM! Weak ... pathetic ... FLESH CREATURE!!!"




"Not so small now, AM I DeceptiSCUM!?!"

Fenrir 
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(4/23/00 4:39:46 am)
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That Silverbolt thing is hilarious!!!

-Fenrir

Imagine! Thinking you could defeat ME!! This is rich! Mwa, ha, ha! Now, my little Magicite pretties...... come, and help me build the magical empire of "Kefka"!

Skywarp
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(4/23/00 12:27:10 pm)
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You know Human Microbe, it was sheer brilliance to create this thread. This is gonna make people laugh for a long, LONG time!

Kudos,

Skywarp

Scarem 
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(4/23/00 1:32:55 pm)
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If I shake my head in disbelief anymore, my head will probably fly right off from doing it so much. Heh heh heh.

-Scarem
I demand satisfaction! Or a wind-up Bender toy...
DVD count: 67

Human Microbe 
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(4/23/00 5:45:10 pm)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
:lol Thanks, Skywarp! Like I said in my first post, I felt it was important that we ALWAYS remember just why we say "WTCHOP"!. :evil

"Human GERM! Weak ... pathetic ... FLESH CREATURE!!!"




"Not so small now, AM I DeceptiSCUM!?!"

GodHammer
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(4/23/00 9:00:04 pm)
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This has to be one of the damn funniest things I've ever read. I just want you to know that I just fell out of my chair cause I was laughing so hard at all this. Keep it up!

--- GH

Human Microbe 
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(4/24/00 9:56:51 am)
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Are you sitting down? No? Well then get ready to be KNOCKED ON YOUR ASS!

Here's CHOP's Unicron theory:

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Author Topic:   Unicron was a liar. Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 03:49 AM            
He claimed the Matrix of Leadership was the only thing "that could get in his way," but toward end of TF:TM, the Dinobots kicked his a** (literally). But a moon-sized bomb wasn't able to destroy Unicron?
Here's my theory on the matter. Only stupid people can damage Unicron. That would include Hot Rod and the Dinobots.
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Deszaras
General posted 04-24-2000 09:25 AM            
Well, if that's the case CHOP, you should have been able to do irreversable damage!
Unicron wouldn't have stood a chance.
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* This message has been a public service annoucement brought to you by CHOP Watch 2000. CHOP Watch 2000, keeping the world safe from CHOP.

"Human GERM! Weak ... pathetic ... FLESH CREATURE!!!"




"Not so small now, AM I DeceptiSCUM!?!"

Fenrir 
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(4/24/00 11:05:08 am)
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 11:26 AM
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I shall neither agree with nor dispute that.

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-Fenrir

Imagine! Thinking you could defeat ME!! This is rich! Mwa, ha, ha! Now, my little Magicite pretties...... come, and help me build the magical empire of "Kefka"!

Skywarp
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(4/24/00 4:28:58 pm)
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Fresh off the presses:

quote:
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Originally posted by Austin 3:16:
...look for the topic called "Has anyone on this board ever died?" A prime example of a tasteless & stupid topic
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How dare you! Perhaps you're not worried about Herobot, but I am!

Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 11:36 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Austin 3:16:
...look for the topic called "Has
anyone on this board ever died?" A
prime example of a tasteless & stupid
topic
>>>How dare you! Perhaps you're not
worried about Herobot, but I am!<<<
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How dare YOU, CHOP!!! Why do you have
to post such a tasteless thread? What
makes you think Herobot is dead? Maybe
he's not posting here anymore because
he's tired of your crap! And do you
REALLY expect us to believe that you're
actually concerned about Herobot?

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Austin 3:16
General posted 04-24-2000 01:30 PM
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Yeah, that's right Super Fire Convoy. CHOP, why do for FIRST assume herobot is dead? Maybe it's just because he hasn't been around in a few days, or he just doesn't want to post here riht now. There is probably a good explaination why Herobot hasn't posted here in a few days. Besides, I have gone a couple of weeks without posting on this board, and you don't see people worried about me dying. For all I know, Herobot might just post here later today. The fact that you FIRST assume that since Herobot isn't posting here, Herobot must be dead, is a stupid joke.
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 01:39 PM
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Originally posted by Austin 3:16:
Maybe it's just because he hasn't been around in a few days
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A few days? Austin 3:16, Herobot has posted absolutely nothing for at least a few months!

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 01:41 PM
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I've already contacted Renaud about your threats and attempting to get me banned....he has assured me I have NOTHING to worry about.
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Same here. Looks like Renaud's looking out for both of us.

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Austin 3:16
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Originally posted by Combat Hero Optimus Prime:
A few days? Austin 3:16, Herobot has posted absolutely nothing for at least a few months!
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Don't you think that there might be a few people on this board that are doing what Herobot is doing right now? I'll give you a perfect example. I have a friend whose logged on here as graham-sg1. He stopped possting here in January, I think. All I know is that he hasn't posted here in months, he is on some other discussion board, and he doesn't know if he'll ever post on this board again. Don't you think that there is the smallest possibility that Herobot doesn't want to post on this board anymore? Has that thought ever occured to you? Unlike me, when I don't see graham-sg1 post for a while, I don't automatically assume he's DEAD. Nor do I make a big deal about it. Just because Herobot hasn't posted here in months, doesn't mean you should assume Herobot is dead.

[This message has been edited by Austin 3:16 (edited 04-24-2000).]

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 02:32 PM
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Of course, I'm not implying that I want him dead. Far from it!
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BlackDiamond
Without Spark posted 04-24-2000 02:47 PM
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*nods* in agreement to what has been said..
I don't have anything against CHOP. I think he/she might want to work on their approach a bit.. Like asking "I'm concerned about so and so , Does anyone know what happened to them?".
Instead of "Does anyone know if so and so has died".
Anyway the internet is a busy place. There is often so much to do here and so much to find that it is hard to fit it all in.
Then RL things come up. People have to leave the internet for various reasons. Or like me have terrible connection problems. I have trouble staying online for more then a few minutes. I have pretty much left all Mu*s while I wait for the connection around here to be fixed. I don't think anyone is going around saying "I wonder if so and so has died since they arn't playing anymore".

Some people finally saw me on the chat room here yesterday but that was only because I had connected at the school computer lab. Where apperently the connection is working despite that the school computers use the same server as my home computer.

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 02:53 PM
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Well, I admit, it was pretty stupid of me to write "Hey, I noticed Herobot doesn't post here anymore, so that means he's dead, right?" My concern for Herobot sure didn't look genuine when I posted that.
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Deszaras
General posted 04-24-2000 02:55 PM
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Well, I admit, it was pretty stupid of me to write "Hey, I noticed Herobot doesn't post here anymore, so that means he's dead, right?"
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Well, isn't he?


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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 02:57 PM
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I don't know.
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Deszaras
General posted 04-24-2000 03:01 PM
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It was a joke CHOPPY.
You little slapnuts.



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Austin 3:16
General posted 04-24-2000 03:06 PM
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I'm not saying you are implying that Herobot is dead. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you/we shouldn't assume the worse has happened. If Herobot ever posts here on this board, he/she will have a simple explaination as to why the long absence from this board.

And then there's always:

Topic: I've been here for two hours, and no one's posted anything!
Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 05:09 AM
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Nothing! I got up at 3:00 AM and logged onto this site, hoping to talk BM with anyone awake. Now it's 5:08 AM, and no one's posted anything except myself! Where is everyone? What, I'm the only one awake on this board?
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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 05:27 AM
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Now it's been 150 minutes that no one's posted nothin'.
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victims
General posted 04-24-2000 05:33 AM
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quote:
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What, I'm the only one awake on this board?
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That'd be the obvious conclusion, wouldn't it?


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j.bot
Without Spark posted 04-24-2000 05:51 AM
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I'm awake, I think...
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Pudz
General posted 04-24-2000 08:36 AM
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if you really really want to talk to someone, get aim or icq and do random chat.
and i dunno....maybe you should get other hobbies.......

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 11:30 AM
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I spend all my free time on this board. When I should be having lunch, I frequent this board. In between classes, I frequent this board. Before and after school, I frequent this board. Sometimes, I even set my alarm clock at 2:00 AM so I can frequent this board.
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Quasar
General posted 04-24-2000 12:06 PM
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It sounds like someone needs to get a life.
AND GET SOME SLEEP FOR &%$@ SAKE! GO...TO...BED!!!

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Hector Sigma
Without Spark posted 04-24-2000 12:06 PM
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uuuuhhh....LOL.Freak. In the good way. You'll go blind lookin to long at that screen.
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Vehicon Captain Stormrave
General posted 04-24-2000 01:35 PM
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Aw, muffin.

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
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uuuuhhh....LOL.Freak. In the good way. You'll go blind lookin to long at that screen.
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Hmmm... more threats. Well, at least it's not as bad as Deszaras wishing I died during the Columbine massacre.

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 02:36 PM
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Aw, muffin.
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What does that mean, Vehicon Captain Stormrave?

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Deszaras
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Originally posted by Combat Hero Optimus Prime:
Hmmm... more threats. Well, at least it's not as bad as Deszaras wishing I died during the Columbine massacre.
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In light of the greater populus, I'd hardly refer to Columbine as a "massacre". It was more like a bunch of kids fed up with daily abuse exacting thier revenge.

Hiroshima...now THAT was a massacre.

Quite sad really.....


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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 02:55 PM
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Originally posted by Deszaras:

In light of the greater populus, I'd hardly refer to Columbine as a "massacre".
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Same here. But by any chance, Deszaras, do you wish I had died during Hiroshima?

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Deszaras
General posted 04-24-2000 02:59 PM
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No, CHOP, I do NOT wish you had died. For the last time.
I DO NOT HATE YOU!!!

Jeez...give it a rest.

You are my little buddy!

[This message has been edited by Deszaras (edited 04-24-2000).]

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Combat Hero Optimus Prime
General posted 04-24-2000 03:03 PM
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Okay, so according to your profile and homepage, you're my savior and icon, and your interests include being my friend. Your homepage also says, "Oh, and one more thing... CHOP, God damn you IN the ass!"
Whatever...

Deszaras
General posted 04-24-2000 03:06 PM
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"GDYITA" is a quote froma movie you fruity-ass. It is funny because it makes no sense. That's all. I apply it to you because it seems to irritate you....so...I keep doing it. When it ceases to bother you..I MIGHT stop.

God Damn You IN The Ass!!!!

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Austin 3:16
General posted 04-24-2000 03:08 PM
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My, aren't we in a pleasant mood today......
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Maelstrom
General posted 04-24-2000 03:11 PM
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(The Artist Formerly known as Prince when he was just Prince starts singing in the background)
~When two are in love~They whisper things that only they two can hear~ Like slow motion rain....slow motion~

Slow motion ~

Slow motion ~

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Quasar
General posted 04-24-2000 04:04 PM
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I think some of you need to spend a little less time on the board.
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SuperPrimeATron
General posted 04-24-2000 04:13 PM
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GODDAMN! CHOP's gaining more posts than DG! Not even I spend that much time here!

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Human Microbe 
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(4/24/00 5:36:00 pm)
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Some more fun with CHOP's "Unicron Theory".


Combat Hero Optimus Prime
He claimed the Matrix of Leadership was the only thing "that could get in his way," but toward end of TF:TM, the Dinobots kicked his a** (literally). But a moon-sized bomb wasn't able to destroy Unicron?
Here's my theory on the matter. Only stupid people can damage Unicron. That would include Hot Rod and the Dinobots.

Deszaras
Well, if that's the case CHOP, you should have been able to do irreversable damage!
Unicron wouldn't have stood a chance.

Combat Hero Optimus Prime
I shall neither agree with nor dispute that.

Firebird1
Just for the record CHOP, the Dinobots did not do that much damage.
But if Unicron ate you, he'd die from indegestion.

Combat Hero Optimus Prime
Yes, but why were the Dinobots able to kick Unicron's skid plate when a moon-sized bomb could not?
Unicron did not die when he swallowed Galvatron.

Vehicon Captain Stormrave
The Dinobots did some damage, but they hardly kicked his butt.
"Me Grimlock need different strategy."
ALl the serious damage was inflicted AFTER Hotrod popped open the Matrix.

CLIFFJUMPER
i seem to remember him tearing his own leg off. that's gotta hurt! that and having a f'ing ship fly through your eye can't help either.SaundowaivuUnicron meant that the matrix was the only thing that could DESTROY him. A task the dinobots did not accomplish.megaflashi am going to be serious here since everyone else isnt. i think the reason the dinobots were able to do damage to unicron and the moon bomb wasnt was because the matrix was inside of unicron at the time that the dinobots kicked butt. my opionion there.SaundowaivuMy opinion is that Planet mode is tougher than robot mode. Just like the dinobots as seen in "disertion of the dinobots"

CLIFFJUMPER
let's get something straight here.
it's not that the dinobots did any significant damage at all.
they didn't kick or burn a whole through him!
they did damage equivilent to a paint scratch an a battle ship.
it was an annoyance not an injury in any form. it was like us getting a mosquito bite, it doesn't hurt or cause injury but your still going to slap and squash the little mother f****er


Jedi_Autobot
Another reason Unicron may have been a liar is in dipute is that he promised Megatron a new body ect... But do we REALLY believe that Galvatron is Megatron in a new body? Look at his characteristics, his mood swings it seems to me that during the conversion prosses Megatron was seriously fu**ed up in the head and Unicron made a boo boo. People say Megatron IS Galvatron but then why was Megatron 10 times the leader that Galvatron ever was?


Deszaras
Galvatron was perfectly sane in the Movie...it was during and after FFoD that he was nuts...after the Decepts found him in a Plasma pool...it infected his circuitry and shorted his logic circuits. Hence the "insanity"....DeszarasWhy does everyone overlook that point? People seem to forget that Galvatron was AWESOME in the movie. On the show...HE SUCKED.

Combat Hero Optimus Prime
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>>>Originally posted by Saundowaivu:
My opinion is that Planet mode is tougher than robot mode.<<<
That was exactly what my brother and I theorized.

Maximo Prime
Yeah, and what ABOUT that self leg ripping move? I've ALWAYS wondered about that. any theories?
Also, the internal structure was kinda wacky when the ship crashed through the eye...no actual eye in there (like the kind Starscream stole for him later), and just a big drop all the way down, which wouldn't make sense, since the entered through his head, which was later shown to have some sort of floor if i'm not wrong...
hmmm
Maximo

UltimoDragon
Well, you should keep in mind that the Matrix was withing a reasonable proximity of Unicron as the Dinobots attacked. Maybe it's essense alone weakened Unicron to a certain extent. Also, a hole in the rump and a few dents aren't really "standing in his way". No misquito can stand in my way, but can one bite me? You bet.
Hey- I heard that Cybertron and Unicron were ancient rivals. Where was this revealed, in the comics?
[This message has been edited by UltimoDragon (edited 04-24-2000).]

Combat Hero Optimus Prime
Once upon a time, Unicron and Primus were fighting each other, and then they both got trapped in metal asteriods. Unicron turned his asteroid into a monster planet, and Primus terraformed his asteroid into Cybertron.

Combat Hero Optimus Prime
But even when the Matrix was inside (not just near) Unicron, the Junkion ships and Decepticon jets still couldn't scratch him! And yet the Dinobots were able to kick his skid plate?
My theory is that you need a lot of Dinobots if you want to destroy Unicron without the Matrix. That, or stupid people.

Brityrell
OF course the Decepticon jets did damage, it just didn't get a close up. And besides, Daniel was able to shot down the lid to that lava bath, Arcee was able to blow a hole through one of Unicrons internal tunnels, everyone killed some of those claw grabbing things. They just didn't do much damage compared to the overall size of Unicron, he was a friggen planet!
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I don't know whether to laugh at the fact that CHOP believes that Unicron could be defeated by "Stupid People", or to shudder at the fact that he has a brother, meaning there's ANOTHER one like him out there! :eek

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Human Microbe 
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(4/25/00 11:48:35 pm)
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Re: CHOP Watch 2000!!!
To quote Straight Edge...

"This thread is CHOPtastic!"

"Human GERM! Weak ... pathetic ... FLESH CREATURE!!!"




"Not so small now, AM I DeceptiSCUM!?!"

Maniacal1 
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(4/26/00 5:40:41 am)
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It's sad to say that I hate this guy. Every time I read his replies or even a freakin' subject header I get aggravated.

Does no one else realize that

Combot Hero Optimus Prime
Heromaster
Viper Sniper
possibly Chopper Face
Hero Master2 the revenge

are all the same person?

Maniacal1


Do not become my friend by hating my enemies...Do not become my enemy by hating my friends....

Maniacal1 
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(4/26/00 5:44:51 am)
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And the fun continues.....edited for off-topic content.

Hero Master2 the revenge
Without Spark posted 04-25-2000 07:17 PM
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I think im the only person in the whole world who feels sorry for that kid. Believe me in school he goes through a lot for someone his age. Many of us think that he is supposed to be in a younger grade and so for that reason just cause he's really small people pick on him and i feel really bad! Does n e one besides me feel this way?
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Straight-Edge
General posted 04-25-2000 07:35 PM
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Well, HeroMaster, you're asking us to compare the animosity displayed here against CHOP (which is based on how he acts at 14 years old) to how he's treated at school (which is based on looks and size, two things *no one* here but you and Viper Sniper know about).
So if he's being treated badly here, it is not because of his stature, but rather his actions.

I'm sorry, but the things he says here are just ludicrous. If he wants people to stop picking on him, (besides Deszaurus, I doubt he'll ever cease ), tell him to stop posting the way he does. He either contradicts himself, paints himself and his family to be somewhat insane, or just plain makes no sense.

I feel no pity if he's doing it willingly, nothing bt great pity if he cant comprhend how he acts.

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Austin 3:16
General posted 04-25-2000 08:12 PM
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Not really, considering some of the things he has said in the past.....

Do not become my friend by hating my enemies...Do not become my enemy by hating my friends....

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