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Shwiggie
 Global user (4/11/00 5:36:26 pm) Reply | Edit  |
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Link to CHOP's retraction, which everyone is now talking about... My two cents:
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THIS nice guy had two automatics and a forty-four magnum stashed
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Skywarp
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Upon reading that thread, I hereby request that the whole "Starscream" thing and the "Prowl vs. Mach Alert" be added to the CW2K (CHOP Watch 2000). Skywarp
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| Human
Microbe Global user (4/12/00 6:10:02 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Addendum: 1) CHOP claims to own G1 Starscream (Which, BTW, came out either before or around the time he was BORN!!!), but when he described his transformation, it was NOTHING like how Starscream actually transforms. He has yet to explain this discrepancy. 2) Never having OWNED or even HELD G1 Prowl or Car Robots Mach Alert, he reviewed the 2 and stated that Mach Alert was the superior toy. He based his reviews on "e-mails" he received from his supposed "friends". If true, that STILL wouldn't be enough basis to review 2 toys. (You actually have to HOLD THEM IN YOU HANDS TO COMPARE THEM, CHOP!) 3) His opinion, having found it unpopular, CHOP THEN changed it and said that G1 Prowl was superior and not Mach Alert. Again, he says this though he's never OWNED nor HELD EITHER toy! And his change of opinion was OBVIOUSLY brought on by people responding negatively to his first review. 4) This change of opinion brought even MORE negative reactions form other people, who believed (rightly so), that he only changed his opinion because the first reactions were bad. He proved that he's nothing but a coward and a crowd-follower. 6) He believes Deszaras is a Moderator on Bottalk. Not: If any of you have any more information on CHOP then I ask that you please post it, rather than wait on me to do it. Thank You. * This has been a public service announcement from CHOP Watch 2000. CHOP Watch 2000, keeping the world safe from CHOP.
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| Firebird1 Global user (4/14/00 5:28:46 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Just a little note on CHOP.Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted April 14, 2000 02:34 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a line in a very early draft of Episode 8 in which Rattrap tells them that, now that the war with Megatron is over and they are returning to a peaceful Cybertron, they can finally settle down and have a couple of small appliances! (The line got cut for time, as do so many lines and scenes!) IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted April 14, 2000 02:40 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DATA SCAN—SINGLE READING ONLY :. :: ..: ...:: ...::... :::.. . ....: . . . ...:::.:: Authorized Personnel, REQUIRED CLEARANCE TS-1. Bionational Internal Memorandum 385769.1/A, rev. II Operation Outreach Progress Report: Government vessel Benedict dispatched as scheduled April 5, 2000 0900, Toowoomba Military Base. Standard ship crew, plus Squads 1—4, Fox Platoon, Company Able, 1st. Extee Division, Second Marines. Colonel H. S. Stephens Commanding. (See attached, personnel appendix A.) Bionational ship K-014 dispatched in pursuit, echo-lock, 4/5/00, 0900.5, full robotics & expendable EXP-series crew under the command of Executive Assistant, Security, P. Massey. (Joel—You know the general layout of this, but I'll recap some of the particulars you might have missed while you were on vacation. The alien life form the guv guys want is the big nasty, and naturally they'd like to score it for their own weapons program. Needless to say this would compromise our own profit structure were it to happen. With the recent Supreme Court decision on patentable life forms, vis-a-vis created versus discovered, we might spend ten years in the fucking legal system trying to unsnarl this mess. So up-levels decided that we should tail the feds to [the location of which is so damned secret we could pry it out of anybody for blackmail or money] and get as much info as we could. And, of course, we don't want the feds to get their own specimen. This guy Massey has his orders and he's the best there is—he will do whatever it takes to stop them. You probably have heard that Research got its hands on a guy salvaged from a cargo express, one of ours, fortunately, with one of the big nasty embryos wrapped around his face. The ship was cold, systems dead, but somehow this thing had kept him in stasis, almost as if he'd been in a sleep tank. Hell, that alone is worth a fortune if we can figure out how the hell it did it. Anyway, both the crewman and the bug on his face were still alive, so they've been brought to the Houston labs for analysis. We're still way ahead of the feds on this, and already geared up for full-scale testing. Start figuring out ways to spend your bonus, Joel, we're all going to get rich off this one. That's it on the main deal. There's some other stuff in the memo the psycho boys are concerned about, so I'll let you get to it. See you for lunch Tuesday—Ben.)
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| Skywarp
Administrator (4/14/00 6:05:14 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
I think that definitely qualifies as a WTCHOP. In further regards to CHOP, he states he grew up with G1 and Victory (an odd statement, since few Americans are familiar with Victory). Listen to his explanation: OK, so CHOP admits he was talking about Machine Wars Starscream....supposedly....he has confused the toy of MW Starscream with the Original Starscream....BUT..Read on! In a past argument, CHOP claimed he... quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Combat Hero Optimus Prime: I grew up with G1 and Victory, so I know the original characters. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So if one "grows up with G1"...how could that confusion possibly happen???? Hmmmm? Could it be that CHOP is cought in yet another LIE???? I am remaining unbiased...just looking for answers! IP: Logged Madrox General posted April 12, 2000 01:45 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHOP dont know what hes talkin about IP: Logged Deszaras General posted April 12, 2000 03:03 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Perhaps..... I notice CHOP never responds to any of this "Starscream" nonsense though..... IP: Logged Transmetal Dinobot General posted April 12, 2000 03:05 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know people really jones on the whole "anonymous, I can be anybody" aspect of chatrooms....but jeezus, it's not that hard to spot someone who's full of it. Here endeth the lesson for today. IP: Logged cindersaur General posted April 12, 2000 04:16 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like it when these things end in morals. IP: Logged Deszaras General posted April 12, 2000 06:09 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morals are good! Ask Kirk Angel! IP: Logged Transmetal Dinobot General posted April 12, 2000 06:18 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL. IP: Logged Super Fire Convoy General posted April 12, 2000 10:29 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OBVIOUSLY another lie. G1 ENDED when he was about 4, so how could he have POSSIBLY grown up with G1? IP: Logged Super Fire Convoy General posted April 12, 2000 10:31 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, and was Victory even AVAILABLE in the U.S. back then? IP: Logged Maniacal1 General posted April 13, 2000 03:27 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you guys even bother with him? He does "what he does" to irk, annoy, and irritate-PURPOSELY. Pay him no mind, and you will all be better for it. Trust me. How can you guys easily forget his, "I am writing the G2 screenplay and I will post spoilers on this board" crap fiasco? He misinformed us and then tried to cover up his @$$ when he did so. He's a 15 year old child with nothing better to do than to poke fun at Transformers fans. He's the major reason I hardly post on this board anymore. It becomes a major joke when he's around. You'll be doing yourself a favor, as well as CHOP's, Combat Hero Optimus Prime, something Master, or whatever name he's using at the moment. When you guys have children one day you'll all understand; you never give attention to the child that's misbehaving (i.e. laugh, smile, giggle) or it will see this reaction as positive and continue to do so- please use same life lesson here, or we'll be plagued by his meaningless drivel forever. Maniacal1 [This message has been edited by Maniacal1 (edited April 13, 2000).] IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted April 13, 2000 07:31 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Super Fire Convoy: Oh, and was Victory even AVAILABLE in the U.S. back then? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wasn't LIVING in the United States back then. IP: Logged Jetstorm's drone General posted April 13, 2000 08:21 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's right, didn't you say you were in Taiwan about that time? IP: Logged Deszaras General posted April 13, 2000 09:18 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Maniacal1: When you guys have children one day you'll all understand -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have 2...3 if you include the way I have to monitor CHOP.. IP: Logged Transmetal Dinobot General posted April 13, 2000 10:29 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..mumbles something about a red-headed step child.... IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted April 13, 2000 11:43 AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Jetstorm's drone: That's right, didn't you say you were in Taiwan about that time? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Correct, Jetstorm's drone. Well, to be perfectly honest, I was born in Taiwan, but my relatives are Japanese. Now, I hope the Americans who lost relatives in World War 2 don't jump all over me... Am I the only one who wants to say, "Yeah, right." If CHOP does have Japanese relatives, wouldn't he be able to purchase a Mach Alert rather than reading about it from detailed E-Mail via his "sources?" This gets better and better, Skywarp
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| Nightstryke
Moderator (4/19/00 12:33:50 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Fresh off the presses! To quote from his latest thread 'Female TF Fans': "I don't know why this thread was deleted when I logged on this morning, but I'll ask it again: Which TF would you rather "bang" with? I'd go with BW Cheetor or Silverbolt." This from someone who, supposedly, is a guy. Go figure. -- | |||
| Human
Microbe Global user (4/19/00 3:40:29 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Thanks for bringing this up, Nightstrke and reprinting Stormrave's post. Hmm, Cheetor or Silverbolt? Can I pick one who isn't a guy? Oh, and wasn't CHOP non-sexual?
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This is nuts!
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| Stormrave
Global user (4/19/00 8:27:41 pm) Reply  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Yep, Chop is no longer asexual it seems... BTW, my vote is for Silverbolt...  definitely
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Scarem
 Global user (4/20/00 12:44:57 am) Reply  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Personally I'm wondering how anyone finds Transformers attractive at all... Heh.
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Fenrir
 Global user (4/20/00 1:52:35 am) Reply  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Nightscream is hot. Um...I mean...bye! -Fenrir | |||
| Nightstryke
Moderator (4/20/00 1:54:51 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Again, fresh off Bottalk... topic: I prefer to keep my gender a secret... To quote, "...after all, it's private information. So here's the deal: you don't ask about my gender, and I won't ask about your gender." I don't think this even needs commentary, do you? -- | |||
| Fenrir
Global user (4/20/00 2:04:18 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Prowl vs Mach Alert is back. Here are reasons why G1 Prowl is better than TF:CR Mach Alert... He then argues that Mach Alert is better than Prowl. Funny. -Fenrir | |||
| Setzer
Convoy Local user (4/20/00 2:17:18 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Ok, now do we know what we do with moronic ass-wipes? I'll tell ya, we hit 'em with 2x4's!and then we burn them at the stake! er, um, yeh, that's it! As for CHOP, what happens if he comes here and sees us making fun of him? I'll tell ya that too, we laugh our asses off in his face!
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| Fenrir
Global user (4/20/00 2:49:57 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
CHOP is hitting on Quasar! http://bottalk.com/Forum1/HTML/011446.html Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 20 April 2000 12:50 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quasar looks much better than I thought. Quasar General posted 20 April 2000 12:53 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you talking about the statue, or me? (The lighting is bad, and it's far away.) Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 20 April 2000 12:54 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was talking about you, of course. I said "Quasar." -Fenrir | |||
| Scarem
Global user (4/20/00 2:54:54 pm) Reply |
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Speaking of CHOP no longer being asexual, here's the latest oddity he's done... I've taken the liberty of editing out the non-related posts for continuity's sake : ) For those of you too lazy or stupid to look at the existing thread on this subject, you can go to http://www.geocities.com/earthbot/index.html to see the pictures of that Optimus Prime statue I was talking about. IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 20 April 2000 12:50 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quasar looks much better than I thought. IP: Logged Quasar General posted 20 April 2000 12:53 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Combat Hero Optimus Prime: Quasar looks much better than I thought. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are you talking about the statue, or me? (The lighting is bad, and it's far away.) IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 20 April 2000 12:54 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was talking about you, of course. I said "Quasar." IP: Logged Quasar General posted 20 April 2000 12:58 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Quasar looks much better than I thought." What the hell is that supposed to mean? What did you think I look like? IP: Logged Quasar General posted 20 April 2000 01:03 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I didn't know you were "involved." ??? (CHOP deleted that post) No, I'm not offended, I'm just wondering what you meant. IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 20 April 2000 01:05 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't take this wrong, but you're very good-looking. D***, this isn't coming out right at all. Like I said, don't take this wrong. IP: Logged SunstreakerTX General posted 20 April 2000 01:06 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROFLMFAO!!! It's almost like a 3 Stooges skit (but not THAT funny). Keep it up you two! IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 20 April 2000 01:09 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Maybe I should pull out of this thread before Quasar starts thinking I'm a sexual predator. (Hey, Screamer thought I was stalking her!) I'll keep adding to this one if that thread keeps going : )
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| Scarem
Global user (4/20/00 2:56:32 pm) Reply |
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Crap. I'm always getting beaten to the punch. *Goes and mopes in a corner*
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| Fenrir
Global user (4/20/00 2:58:43 pm) Reply |
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Ha ha! Sorry! Don't worry, there's lots of material to post. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 20 April 2000 03:01 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Little is right! Hell, you couldn't make a mouse groan!" "Hey, fuck you!" (I pulled that right out of my script. Hope you like it.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Fenrir | |||
| Firebird1 Global user (4/20/00 3:43:58 pm) Reply |
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Can anyone guess who posted this argument?...and they have nothing to do with actually handling the toys, Super Fire Convoy. You jumped on me last time and called me an idiot because I "never actually handled either toy." Well, I don't need to, not when you have Viper Sniper and TF images to back you up. Anyway, here are my reasons. 1. Prowl is full of big, obvious joint lines. Mach Alert is not. (Viper Sniper and I confirmed this.) 2. Prowl is fragile. Mach Alert is not. If you drop Prowl even once, the roof will snap off. Mach Alert is more durable than that. (Viper Sniper confirmed this for me.) Which leads up to our next point... 3. TF:CR plastic is more durable than G1 plastic. Yes, TF:CR plastic is lighter than G1 plastic, and it might not have much heft, but it's certainly not "cheap." TF:CR plastic has more air bubbles than G1 plastic, thus making it more durable (and less expensive) for the consumer. Imagine: making something more durable, yet less expensive at the exact same time! (Viper Sniper and I confirmed this.) 4. Prowl comes with loose weapons and accessories (like fists and stuff), but like I just said, they're loose and easy to lose. Mach Alert also comes with weapons, but unlike Prowl, they integrate directly and tightly into his vehicle mode (much like Transmetal 2 Cheetor). And Mach Alert's fists are already attached to his arms. In a nutshell, Prowl comes with loose accessories; Mach Alert does not. (Viper Sniper and I confirmed this.) 5. Prowl is a statue (although he's a cool statue). Mach Alert is not. Prowl has less articulation than a lump of clay, and most of that articulation is concentrated in his arms. Mach Alert has almost as many points of articulation as a human being. I mean, what the heck is up with Prowl? His feet and knees are literally welded together! (Viper Sniper confirmed this for me.) Super Fire Convoy, as you might have guessed, Viper Sniper was the one who e-mailed me all that stuff about Prowl and Mach Alert. So if you're going to bash me, bash him while you're at it. He actually owns the toys. If you guessed CHOP your right, he posted it today.
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| Skywarp Administrator (4/21/00 9:34:41 pm) Reply |
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This thread deserves to be posted in its entirety. Started by CHOP, it's entitled "Has anyone on this board ever died?" Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 04-21-2000 04:22 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- With almost 2000 members, you would think someone on this board would've died of a car accident or heart attack or something of the like. And I'm starting to get pretty worried about Herobot. IP: Logged FIRE COMMANDER CONVOY General posted 04-21-2000 04:26 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I did! IP: Logged bshrimp General posted 04-21-2000 04:27 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *sigh* (sarcastic mode) Me, me, ME!!!! (/sarcastic mode) CHOP unless ppl know one another personally this question is imposible to answer. When a person stops posting we never no the reason, so conjecture about it is pointless. Word of advice, in the future think a little bit before you make a post. Sometimes (as in this post) you ask questions that are rather pointless and have no specific answer, which is something ppl tend to find annoying and the reason why you occasionally get flak. BS IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 04-21-2000 04:30 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, no, that's not what I meant, bshrimp! I mean, if Chopper Face were to die, that other guy (whose name I forget) would tell us, wouldn't he? (I think it's Soundwaviou or something of the like.) IP: Logged Straight-Edge General posted 04-21-2000 04:41 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I mean, if Chopper Face were to die, that other guy (whose name I forget) would tell us, wouldn't he? >> How would they know? Unless someone accessed Chopper Face's account and sent e-mails to *everyone* CF talked to via e-mail, we'd never know. This is in poor taste, CHOP, this whole thread.. best to delete it now. IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 04-21-2000 04:48 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, read carefully, because you obviously don't know what I'm talking about. Say Viper Sniper died. I'd probably let you guys know, wouldn't I? IP: Logged Straight-Edge General posted 04-21-2000 04:50 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know Viper Sniper personally? You've seen him face to face? If you did, why'd you communicate with him thru E-mail about Prowl and Mach Alert? IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 04-21-2000 04:50 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And besides that, I'm starting to get really worried about Herobot! IP: Logged Combat Hero Optimus Prime General posted 04-21-2000 04:54 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HE GOES TO MY F***IN' SCHOOL! And besides that, he let's me use his e-mail address (bglynn98@aol.com) 'cause he never uses it. Yeah, an idiot might bring his $200 TFs to school (although one of my friends brought G1 Grimlock once) but... no. Viper Sniper's smarter than that. And why would I need his TFs when he could just e-mail me the information? [This message has been edited by Combat Hero Optimus Prime (edited 04-21-2000).] IP: Logged Miker Without Spark posted 04-21-2000 04:59 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hmmm... if you really care you should CALL him/her. He/She goes to your school? CALL HIM/HER. SE is right, this is tasteless, if you thought someone was dead why would you ask people on a message board about it? Geez... I wonder if that guy I know in Alberta is still ticking? Who asks questions like that? Mike. IP: Logged Straight-Edge General posted 04-21-2000 05:00 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >>HE GOES TO MY F***IN' SCHOOL!>> Ok, so you know him personally, all you had to do was say yes. >>Yeah, an idiot might bring his $200 TFs to school but... no. Viper Sniper's smarter than that.>> At 14 years old you have no means of actually going to his house and checking them out? >>And why would I need his TFs when he could just e-mail me the information?>> Because then you can actually claim to have seen both toys, in person, and shut up the people who keep bashing you. So you know Vipe Sniper, and Soundwaivu knows Chopperface. I'm sure thats probably it. So no, none of the 4 of you have died, and the rest of us wouldn't know if someone did. Thread ended. IP: Logged speed cheetor General posted 04-21-2000 05:07 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And there is someone I know who has posted on this board(With a grand total of 1 posts). I know plenty of boards where some users know each other in real life. IP: Logged FIRE COMMANDER CONVOY General posted 04-21-2000 05:09 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Altough death is the natural conclussion to life I would rather not talk about it either. IP: Logged Vortex Without Spark posted 04-21-2000 05:11 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a frend who died. a few years ago. It sucked so bad. I spend most of my time on the net now and have made some new ones that are close to me. you people seem pretty cool too me. IP: Logged speed cheetor General posted 04-21-2000 05:12 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know death very well. Aside from a grandmother who died the only deaths I ever really noticed were the ones of BW characters Austin 3:16 General posted 04-21-2000 05:26 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What kind of a stupid topic is this? IP: Logged Straight-Edge General posted 04-21-2000 05:33 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This thread is CHOP-tastic! IP: Logged cobratron General posted 04-21-2000 06:03 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- it'd also called loseing the net account... IP: Logged Quasar General posted 04-21-2000 08:06 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Straight-Edge: This thread is CHOP-tastic! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See, this is the kind of topic that you shouldn't post, CHOP. THIS is why people think you're a freak. IP: Logged corycon General posted 04-21-2000 08:10 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i died once..but i came back..my head still hurts even though its detached its like i have a phsychic link or something Quasar, who, according to some posts, may be CHOP's new love interest (other than, of course, Screamer/TMT/too many additional aliases to list, Cheetor, and Silverbolt, which, as if that wasn't disturbing in itself, is odd because CHOP claims to be asexual) seems to be growing increasingly cold towards everyone's favorite Bottalker. What's going on between these two? Stay tuned to CHOP Watch 2000 to find out! Skywarp
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