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| Human
Microbe Global user (4/4/00 8:06:01 pm) Reply |
CHOP
Watch 2000!!!
I'm a stckler for records, and the thought that we could forget ANY of CHOP's various stupid ramblings bothers me, so I propose that we make a permanent record. A MONUMENT, if you will, to his stupidity! So I ask you all to please post any dumb thing you see CHOP say, just so that we may all remember just why we say ...... WTCHOP!!! Here's my list. Add anything I may have missed or which has happened recently or WILL happen. 1) He called himself the "Shockwave of a New Millennium" (Even though the next millennium doesn't begin for another year), and claimed he had spoilers to the G2 movie. Turns out the G2 movie was just his fanfic! Which he, a 14 year old kid, thought was ACTUALLY going to be made! 2) He claimed that Bob Skir had a brother named "Robert N. Skir". Fortunately, Bob Skir himself set CHOP straight, otherwise he might STILL be arguing it. 3) He claimed he was a fugitive from Taiwan! He claimed that in Taiwan citizens were drafted into the Army at AGE 14, and since he was 14, he had to be drafted (Since, as he claims, he's a citizen). But because he's in the U.S., he can't be drafted, and thus is a fugitive over there. He also claims that the U.S. Embassy is handling his "situation". Personally, if it were true and I were Ambassador to Taiwam I'd send hi back! But that's just me .....  4) He wrote MASSIVELY long posts about Feminism on a TRANSFORMERS DISCUSSION BOARD! 5) And when THAT stopped getting him attention he then began advocating the raping of women!  Renaud then
banned him. 6) He then goes back to Bottalk under the name "Transmetal Master II", and what does he do then? He e-mails Renaud, who only recently BANNED him, and asks that his name be changed BACK to CHOP! Of course, that got him banned again! 7) He finally got back in as CHOP after writing a letter to Renaud. A short while after returning he threatens to give the AllSpark "hacking heck". A few days later he implies that he screwed with the posts numbers here (Which he didn't.) And thus are the Annals of Combat Hero Optimus Prime. I'm sure I've forgotten some things (There are SO MANY, after all!), so feel free to add. Thank You.
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| Rodimus
Toe Global user (4/4/00 8:09:41 pm) Reply  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
This is a real guy right? 
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| Firebird1 Global user (4/4/00 10:29:10 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Toe..this guy is real, unfortunally. And I catch myself saying WTCHOP alot now, even when I play Tribes.
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joerammstein
 Global user (4/4/00 11:02:07 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
He's only 14!? What a loser!!! 
So says joe -- so shall it be known | joerammstein | ||
Skywarp
 Administrator (4/5/00 3:53:34 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Here's an addendum: After being banned from Bottalk, CHOP used another screen name to continue posting against his long-time adversary, Deszaras. In his first post under the new name, it was entitled "You fools, did you really think CHOP would have only one screen name?" In one of his funnier threads to date, he claimed that the Allspark was actually a secret society that feared the power he would gain from CHOP-formed faction. Anyone else? Skywarp
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Shwiggie
 Global user (4/5/00 6:05:16 pm) Reply | Edit  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Concerning CHOP: WHAT A DOOFUS!
 "Yeah, I am a nice guy. Only
THIS nice guy had two automatics and a forty-four magnum stashed
outside, in case you found 'em while you were tearing off his
clothes" | ||
| Human
Microbe Global user (4/5/00 8:28:23 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
(In a Hank Hill voice) "That boy aint right..." Another note. CHOP posted a thread in which he said that he would never bump up posts by writing BUMP, and that neither should anyone else, because it looked "unproffessional".
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Z
 Local user (4/5/00 8:37:35 pm) Reply  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
At first this was a joke that I thought was over done, but if any of what you are mentioning is true... I am left speechless - Z.E.D.K.H.A.N.: Zeta Electronic Device Keen on Hazardous Assassination and Nullification
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| Human
Microbe Global user (4/5/00 10:11:09 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
It IS true! I put this up as a record of the DEPTH and BREADTH of that guy's STUPIDITY! He really HAS said and done EVERYTHING that you see up there! And remember everyone, when you see something stupid that CHOP says, post it here. Let us ALWAYS remember just WHY we say ...... WTCHOP!!!
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| shellspark
Global user (4/5/00 10:15:47 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Yes it's true. CHOP is real, he lives, he breathes, he spouts stupidity. What you see in this thread is only the tip of the iceberg. Everyone always forgets about shellspark..... | ||
| Pessimist
Prime Global user (4/6/00 10:04:26 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Don't forgot about all his bragging and boasting about his lack of sexuality, but afterwards posting vaguely, then more overtly sex-related topics. He went ballistic when I posted a warning about trolling pedophiles since I didn't have a clue who he was (and hell, I still don't...does he write like a 14 year old???). I believe absolutely nothing about him that comes from his own writing. That's the enigma of CHOP, for all we know he's 63 and lives in a trailer park and makes a hobby out of playing with people's heads. One thing only can we be sure of, he's full of enough hot air to blow Dorothy and Toto back to Kansas. IF he's really a he...WTCHOP, this makes my head spin. My money is on him being a 35-year-old freelance writer that Renaud hired to keep Buttalk alive and buzzing, since there sure the hell ain't much Transformer talk going on there. Oh yeah: almost forgot about the magic transforming G1 to G3 script. First it's just ready to hand over to drooling movie producers, then he's groping blindly around for a plot and characters....even asking people if he can use their screen names for his heroes and villians............Aw, WTCHOP! Tag, you're it. "Cognito ergo Hormel" Edited by Pessimist
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Fenrir
 Global user (4/7/00 2:03:15 am) Reply  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
And then he posted a bit of his script, revealing to us that nearly every other word is "slag!" What the CHOP indeed! -Fenrir | ||
| Shwiggie
Global user (4/10/00 10:55:33 pm) Reply | Edit |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
CHOP watch: 4/10/00 CHOP slams G1 again. In this episode, CHOP compares the legendary G1 Prowl with the Carrobot Mach Alert. As usual, he f--ks it all up.
"Yeah, I am a nice guy. Only
THIS nice guy had two automatics and a forty-four magnum stashed
outside, in case you found 'em while you were tearing off his
clothes" | ||
| Human
Microbe Global user (4/10/00 11:22:47 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Yeah, I read
that (and posted on it, too). CHOP compared Prowl to Car Robots Mach
Alert even though he's never even SEEN Prowl! (Or Mach Alert, I
bet). He says that he gets his information about Prowl from e-mails
from his "friends". (Never mind that you can' REALLY judge teh
quality of a toy until you ACTUALLY hold it in your hands!)
He also says he grew up with G!. ??? He's 14!!! And of course, he STILL won't explain how he CLAIMS to own Starscream, yet when he described the transformation, it was COMPLETELY different then how Starscream actually transforms! I have to say this for CHOP, though. He always makes me laugh!
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| shellspark
Global user (4/10/00 11:39:43 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
::shakes his head in disbelief:: Everyone always forgets about shellspark..... | ||
| transmutate Global user (4/11/00 1:26:30 am) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
there is no way this person can be for real. even when people described him, i didn't believe he was real, i thought he was like the boogey-man or renaud...you know, fairy tails that grown bots tell us kids. transmutate didn't really have any coherent lines...but, neither do i | ||
| Human
Microbe Global user (4/11/00 3:45:34 am) Reply |
CHOP
Watch 2000!!!
He IS real! That's the whol epoint of this thread, so that people know that CHOP IS real, and exactly WHY we use the term WTCHOP instead of WTF! Believe me, Combat Hero Optimus Prime IS real and lives in Bottalk. I you don't believe me then follow the above link and see one of his latest ramblings. Unfortunately, much of his stupidity has since been deleted (hence the need for this thread. To archive said stupidity), but rest assured, MORE is to come! 
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| Nightstryke
Global user (4/11/00 10:37:50 am) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Addendum to the G1 Prowl versus CR Mach Alert debate: True to form, once his opinion became too unpopular, CHOP pulled a total 180, now claiming Prowl is superior and Mach Alert sucks because he (paraphrased) "lacks joint lines, is highly articulated with a complex transformation, is made of durable plastic, and has weapons integrated into his alt mode, which is just wrong: TFs must have loose accessories!" -- | ||
| Firebird1 Global user (4/11/00 1:21:09 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
Gee I hope he isnot dizzy from all those 180's...
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| Stormrave
Global user (4/11/00 2:09:11 pm) Reply  |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
I can't stand people who don't stick to their guns. If he honestly does think MachAlert is much better than Prowl, he has a right to say so, but don't change your mind when others disagree. He's also taking the joke thread, "Are Bob Skir and Robert N. Skir the same person?" COMPLETELY seriously... No points for second best... | ||
| Pessimist
Prime Global user (4/11/00 3:00:06 pm) Reply |
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CHOP Watch 2000!!!
You mean, it's not supposed to be serious?????
:) Smiley-captioned for the humor impaired :) |
Life...
Dreams... Hope... Where did they come from? And where are they
headed? These things... I am going to destroy!